the english is fine, there’s just an innuendo there if you’re paying any attention at fucking all.
#it is not my problem you see attraction where there is none.#you already have a mate. don’t you? i am /not interested/.
that’s entirely beside the point and also not even close to what i meant. i would rather fuck a couch, tbh.
do you really expect me to innuendo in this cocksucking language i can barely write?
at least fucking a couch would be something in which you’re familiar.