lovecraftianlegend:

hey for a ratfaced cockdonkey, you’re doin pretty good with the english. if i was in your position i’d say fuck it.

and yes, i am intimately familiar with my couch, it’s practically my best friend. i’ve spent many years laying on it, drinking on it, getting high on it, basically everything you can think of.

of course you would, you mangeridden cockrag.

incredible.